"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
02/12/2015 at 16:20 • Filed to: None
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"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
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But they're always my favorite purely for the descriptions:
JML - no rocks for him to hit
Ostberg - currently suffering mikko syndrome, it appears
Bertelli - dude gonna fit a big muffler on the car like huge. dark green fiesta hides in forest, secretly runs shortcuts through most stages but nobody notices because the car is like camo and super secret now that he fitted that muffler super fast like all the time but actually super secret sneaky shortcut move
Tanak - super ducky will give him powers crossing over water (even though this water is technically snow but it's water just the same)
Kubica - he fast
power - Latvala turns into a tree, waiting for hundreds of years until it is the year 2343, the year humanity finally figures out affordable time travel. Latvala then re-transmogrifies back into his "human" form, time-travels back to 2015 (suck on that Marty), then uses his accrued techno-vision to blitz the field. Also his great tree wisdom shows him to have turned even more mature and fast than ever wow excellent tree-based plan, Jari-Matti nobody saw that coming you are so wise.
BATC42
> Dusty Ventures
02/12/2015 at 16:22 |
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I love how he described Kubica. Only thing is, there are many things for him to run into in Sweden.
KnowsAboutCars
> Dusty Ventures
02/12/2015 at 16:24 |
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Hahaha this is great. Not sure if sober....
BeaterGT
> Dusty Ventures
02/12/2015 at 16:29 |
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What beautiful words
thejustache
> Dusty Ventures
02/12/2015 at 17:16 |
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Ain't no plan like a tree-based plan...